Peter Piper RUN DMC

[00:02.72] Now Peter Piper picked peppers, but Run rocked rhymes [00:03.74] Humpty Dumpty fell down, that's his hard time [00:04.46] Jack B. Nimble was nimble, and he was quick [00:07.47] But Jam Master cut faster, Jack's on Jay's dick [00:09.49] Now little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep [00:11.18] And Rip van Winkle fell the hell asleep [00:13.92] And Alice chillin' somewhere in Wonderland [00:16.12] Jack's serving Jill a bucket in his hand [00:17.68] And Jam Master Jay's making out our sound, [00:20.68] The turntables might wobble but they won't fall down [00:22.90] Now Dr. Seuss and Mother Goose both did their thing [00:45.10] But, Jam Master's gettin' loose and D M C's the king [00:48.16] 'Cause he's the adult entertainer, child educator [00:50.43] Jam Master Jay, king of the crossfader [00:52.86] He's the better of the best, best believe he's the baddest [00:55.12] Perfect timin' when I'm climbin', I'm rhymin' apparatus [00:57.15] Lotta guts, when he cuts, girls move their butts [00:59.35] His name is Jay, hear the play, he must be nuts [01:01.38] And on the mix, real quick and I'd like to say [01:03.87] He's not Flash but he's fast and his name is Jay [01:24.36] It goes a one, two, three and [01:25.37] Jay's like King Midas, as I was told [01:26.46] Everything that he touched turned to gold [01:28.82] He's the greatest of the great, get it straight he's great [01:31.21] Claim fame 'cause his name is known in every state [01:33.25] His name is Jay to see him play will make you say [01:36.14] "God damn, that DJ made my day" [01:38.28] Like the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker [01:39.75] He's a maker, a breaker and a title taker [01:41.89] Like the little old lady who lived in a shoe [01:43.72] If cuts were kids, he would be due [01:45.78] I'm not lying, y'all, he's the best I know [01:48.73] And if I lie, my nose will grow [01:51.08] Like the little wooden boy named Pinochio [01:52.65] And you all know how the story goes [01:55.73] Tricks are for kids he plays much gigs [01:58.47] He's the big bad wolf and you're the three pigs [02:01.67] He's the big bad wolf in your neighborhood [02:03.15] Not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good, there it is [02:37.66] We're Run DMC got a beef to settle [02:39.56] Run's not Hansel, D's not Gretel [02:41.65] Jay's a winner, not a beginner [02:44.26] His pocket gets fat while others get thinner [02:46.52] J-Jump on Jay like cows jump moons [02:48.59] People chase Jay like dish and spoon [02:50.83] And like all fairy tales end [02:53.05] You'll see Jay again my friend, huh [02:54.74]