[00:32.21] My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be [00:35.32] Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me [00:38.24] Lefty? Yeah but that was alright [00:40.14] She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright [00:42.81] My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony [00:45.35] I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company [00:48.08] Ass like a donkey actin' funky gave her L now she's a flunky [00:50.83] So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys [00:53.56] Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word [00:56.35] So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd [00:59.09] I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any color [01:01.32] And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother [01:04.26] But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy [01:07.27] And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies? [01:09.56] Like 'em easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat gee [01:12.36] You know what I really want in a girl? Me [01:15.40] I need to find a new vagina [01:21.07] Any kind of new vagina [01:26.03] It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina [01:31.30] Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina [01:47.27] Women are like dog doo hear me through don't interrupt [01:49.45] It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick up [01:52.02] I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters [01:55.00] Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture [01:57.75] No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese [02:00.11] Preferably for me fat-free American singles only [02:02.77] I want my next chick anorexic the winner is the thinner [02:05.61] Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner [02:08.27] Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat [02:10.68] If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap [02:13.50] Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don't play rough [02:16.27] No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up [02:18.80] Just independent like NOFX smart like Janeane Garafolo [02:21.43] She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know [02:24.01] Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System gee [02:27.11] You know what I really want in a girl? Me [02:30.19] I need to find a new vagina [02:35.30] Any kind of new vagina [02:40.55] It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina [02:46.15] Kevin Kline? Kind of South Carolina [03:13.05] Vagina [03:15.75] Vagina [03:18.38] Vagina [03:21.02] Vagina [03:23.72] Vagina [03:26.43] Vagina [03:29.18] Vagina [03:31.93] Vagina [03:36.00]