Stay At Home Dad Jon Lajoie

[00:13.34] I'm a stay-at-home dad [00:14.22] I'm on paternity leave [00:15.12] I'm a stay-at-home dad [00:17.08] It's just my baby and me [00:18.88] I'm a stay-at-home dad [00:20.64] While my wife's at work I've got a bottle in my hand and spit up on my shirt [00:25.16] Baby wakes me up around 5 am [00:31.45] Kicking and screaming until his face turns red [00:34.14] He usually tends to calm down once he's fed [00:37.80] So I give him his bottle [00:39.67] My wife gets out of bed [00:41.41] Cook my wife breakfast while she's getting ready [00:44.17] O oh o oh someone's diper is smelly [00:47.73] O oh o oh it leaked all over his belly [00:50.48] O oh o oh it looks like mustard and jelly [00:54.11] Kiss my wife goodbye while I clean up his bum-bum [00:57.74] It's time for his bath this is gonna be fun fun [01:00.42] I try not to get soap in his eyes [01:04.01] He really doesn't like it, it makes him cry [01:06.76] But if he cries, to make him stop, I've got a trick [01:09.66] I make funny noises with my mouth like this [01:13.25] Then we play pick-a-boo it makes him laugh [01:19.52] I'm a stay-at-home dad [01:21.47] It's a full time job [01:22.32] I'm a stay-at-home dad [01:24.19] But I like it a lot [01:26.03] I'm a stay-at-home dad [01:28.72] During his afternoon nap I watch 'The Price is Right' and I make myself a snack [01:34.87] Cheese and crackers [01:36.69] If I have errands to run I take the van [01:39.30] Strap him in his car seat and bring his baby bag [01:42.91] I always make sure his seat's well strapped in [01:45.62] My baby security is important [01:49.22] Groceries, pay some bills, visit grandma [01:51.90] But I gotta make sure to be back by 4 o'clock so I can prepare supper while I watch Oprah [01:58.29] What should I make tonight maybe some pasta [02:00.96] And a caesar salad my wife will like that [02:04.66] 5 o'clock is the time that she comes back [02:08.24] She asks me how my day was [02:10.01] I say not bad [02:10.98] It's all in a day's work as a stay-at-home dad [02:13.61] I'm a stay-at-home dad [02:16.33] I don't take drugs [02:17.34] I'm a stay-at-home dad [02:19.14] I get high on baby hugs [02:20.92] I'm a stay-at-home dad [02:21.85] I like Winnie the Pooh but my favourite Disney movie is the Lion King 2 [02:26.38] I also like Ice Age [02:30.93] That's right I take care of my children [02:49.06]