Sunday Afternoon Jon Lajoie

[00:00.74] Ladies and Gentlemen get off the dance [00:03.11] Floor and start doing your chores! [00:04.37] IT'S SUNDAY AFTERNOON! [00:11.92] It's Sunday Afternoon and there are a few things that I have to do, [00:16.62] And I'm gon do em, I'm gon do em. [00:18.94] It's Sunday Afternoon and there are a few things that I have to do, [00:23.36] And I'm gon do em, I'm gon do em. [00:25.77] First up, I gotta tidy up. [00:27.89] My place is getting messy, haven't cleaned it in a month. [00:31.48] I may be having friends over tomorrow night. [00:34.82] It's not confirmed but just in case I'd like my place to look nice. [00:39.43] Then I go out to the grocery store [00:42.18] To get some more dish soap, I ran out a week ago. [00:45.68] And I've been mixing it with water just [00:48.30] To make it last a little longer [00:49.50] But now there's really nothing left. [00:52.96] Then I'll stop by at my parents to say Hi [00:55.93] And maybe have a cup of coffee and a piece of pie [00:58.66] And I'll ask them how their week was How was your week? [01:02.92] And they'll tell me how their week was pretty good [01:06.75] It's Sunday Afternoon and there are a few things that I have to do, [01:11.46] And I'm gon do em, I'm gon do em. [01:13.78] It's Sunday Afternoon and there are a few things that I have to do, [01:18.37] And I'm gon do em, I'm gon do em. [01:20.66] Then I'll head down to the mall, pick up some black socks [01:24.17] I don't really need them but I heard that they were half off [01:27.66] You can never have too many socks you know? [01:30.72] So that you can always throw away the ones with holes. [01:34.21] Next up, take my dog out for a walk, [01:37.35] He needs the exercise [01:38.74] And at the same time I talk, [01:41.08] To the other people walking their dogs.Hello [01:44.05] I usually ask them questions about their dogs How old is he? [01:47.49] Then I have to return this DVD of pornography [01:51.52] That my friend rented, I swear to god that it wasn't me [01:55.08] It's not mine I swear [01:56.83] Alright, fine, but it was the first time [02:00.78] I am not the kind of guy, that watches porn all the time. [02:04.85] Alright fine I watch porn all the time. [02:10.23] It was Sunday Afternoon and there are a few things that I had to do, [02:16.68] And I did em and I did em. [02:19.07] It was Sunday Afternoon and there are a few things that I had to do, [02:23.55] And I did em and I did em. [02:25.86] I only have one thing left to do, [02:28.86] And I'm not gonna do it in front of you. [02:32.45] So I'm gonna end the song like this, [02:35.26] As I warm up my wrists. [02:39.12] Damnit I forgot to buy kleenex! [02:43.99]